“[…] There are some really beautiful rock formations along the 13 mile loop, but most are brown/white and only about 5% are actually red rocks […] The day [we] went the winds were at 70 MPH, so we had a very difficult time getting out of the vehicle safely. If you’re planning to hike or take a lot of photos definitely check the wind speeds, as they make it virtually impossible to get out of the car.”
-Bridgette M.
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“Ugly and the hiking sucks. […] Definitely will never be back. I’m just shocked that this place gets the high reviews, I guess everyone is smoking too much dope.”
-David W., Yelp
“When I went camping at Joshua Tree, it was in the winter time and it was very, very cold. I still remember the howling winds blowing against our tents and how i wished we were sleeping inside the cars.”
-Evelyn K., Yelp
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“I have to say this is the ugliest place I have ever seen. Most deserts at least have some color to them, creating their own special beauty, not here, there is a bit of color near the entrance, and a tiny bit inside, otherwise… I paid $20 for nothing but nasty rock and salt”
-Tony G., Yelp
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“Its just dry land with a few blocks of rock/wood laying around. Will not go here again ever, as long as I live, as ever as ever, never. Never, never, never!”
-F. N., Yelp
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