Moonlight State Beach

“[…]what is up with all the BIG ASS piles of seaweed all over the beach?? and to make it worse, the BILLIONS of little flies buzzing all around the seaweed are SO ANNOYING!!!! ugh!!!
Why can’t the city have couple of trucks drive up and down the beach every morning dragging a big rake and scrape all that crap up?”

-Stephanie P., Yelp

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Carlsbad Caverns National Park

“I guess I wasn’t that enthralled with two hours of walking through a mildewy, dim, foul-smelling cavern and seeing recess after recess containing fungi-like formations of calcium deposits, or whatever.”

-Mark E., Yelp 

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